Results for A Levels 2004
Hey peeps taking their A Levels results:
All the bestest~
I can't be there with you all physically, got a mock exam to deal with, but I will be there with you guys in spirit.
-hugs-
Just for those looking for jobs to pass the time before continueing your studies:
Interpreting Employment Ads
"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.
"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.
"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.
"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
With regard to my lack of blogging for the past few days/weeks, that would probably be addressed in my next entry...
Take care you all!
Cheers!
All the bestest~
I can't be there with you all physically, got a mock exam to deal with, but I will be there with you guys in spirit.
-hugs-
Just for those looking for jobs to pass the time before continueing your studies:
Interpreting Employment Ads
"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.
"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.
"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.
"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
With regard to my lack of blogging for the past few days/weeks, that would probably be addressed in my next entry...
Take care you all!
Cheers!
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