The Siao One's Stuffings

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I am God's work ... but I am still not completed yet ^-^

Friday, March 04, 2005

Results for A Levels 2004

Hey peeps taking their A Levels results:
All the bestest~
I can't be there with you all physically, got a mock exam to deal with, but I will be there with you guys in spirit.
-hugs-



Just for those looking for jobs to pass the time before continueing your studies:

Interpreting Employment Ads

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.

"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.

"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.


With regard to my lack of blogging for the past few days/weeks, that would probably be addressed in my next entry...

Take care you all!
Cheers!

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